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2002-06-04 - 3:44 p.m.

trick questions

Are you awake....We will see!!!!!!!

A Little Test To See If You're Awake

What do you put in a toaster?







Answer:- bread....

If you said "toast" then give up now and go and find yourself

a shoe box as you can't handle life....

If you said "bread" then please progress on to question 2

(q2) say "silk" 5 times, now spell "silk".....what do cows drink?







Answer:- "water"

If you said "milk", then may i suggest that you do not try the next

question, as it may seem that your brain cell is over - taxed,

you need a holiday...may i suggest children's world?

If you said "water" then you may go onto question 3

(q3) If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made

out of blue bricks, a pink house is made out of pink bricks,

a black house is made out of black bricks....what is a green house

made out of?







Answer:- "glass"

If you said "green bricks" then what the hell are you still doing here

reading these questions!!!!

If you said "glass" then please progress onto question 4

(q4) 20 years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country

germany when 2 of the engines failed, the pilot, realizing that the last

remaining engine was failing, he decides on a crash landing

procedure,

but unfortunately the engine fails and the plane crashes smack

bang

in the middle of "no mans land" the land between east germany and

west germany in the middle of the berlin wall, ..... where would you

bury the survivors.... east germany, west germany or

in "no mans land"?







Answer:- you don't bury "survivors"

If you said anything other than the sentence above then please

never fly, you may cause more damage should the plane crash!!!

If you said the sentence above then carry on to question 5.

(q5) If on a clock the hour hand moves 1/60th of a degree every

minute then how many degrees will the hour hand travel in 1 hour?







Answer:- "1 degree"

If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than the answer, may I

congratulate you on getting this far...but be honest with yourself,

do you think you can handle the last and final question?

If you said "1 degree" then please go on to the last question

(q6) **without using a calculator**

You are driving a bus from san francisco to los angeles~

in san jose 17 people get on the bus,

in carmel 6 people get off, 9 people get on,

in half moon bay 2 people get off, 4 people get on,

in cardiff 11 people get off,16 people get on,

in bakersfield 3 people get off, 5 people get on,

in valencia 6 people get off,3 people get on

the bus then pulls into los angels bus depot.....

What was the name of the bus driver?







Answer:-"your name". You're the bus driver, remember?

 

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