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WISDOM ~
Friends don't let
friends take home ugly men.----Women's restroom,
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"--- Rest
stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
No matter how good
she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her crap.---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both, get married!---Women's restroom, The
Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of
Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it.---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always
go home alone.---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a
light switch away.--- Perkins Library, Duke University,
Durham, North Carolina.
Fighting for peace is
like screwing for virginity.---The Irish Times,
Washington, DC
It's hard to make a
comeback when you haven't been anywhere.---Written in
the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could
really change things, it would be illegal.--- Revolution
Books, New York, New York
Don't trust anything
that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.---Men's
restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw
your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy
and hard to light.---The Janitor
What are you looking
up on the wall for? The joke is in your
hands.---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY |